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FHRHH home The Big Comic List 2000 August floating head am i i've been seeing red i like to fly high i have a headache very angry man i like team fortress my neck does exist i have a balloon don't do drugs, don't drink i bought some new shoes Spetember i don't feel social we travel a lot my chin is ugly i slept with a fan my friends were murdered ever feel real small? some want to be stars bubblegum is fun not all folks like me dig my new body? my job has grown old i'm now a vampire look into my eyes i'm going on strike hi, australia i really must fart i learned a lesson i got a new dog meet my evil twin like my magic seeds this cave sure is dark farms are quite scary que sera, sera having no hands sucks i need a guest star upside-down is fun! i hired a guest host this is my first hai-- having a guest sucked technology sucks October i'll never sleep now sugar hangover maybe a sex change can my head have sex? no penis, no sex i can reproduce we divide again new! widescreen comic! on a fishing trip fiftieth comic i will surf the web henry the pirate new pirate earring bought a new parrot i don't feel funny halloween is near doorways to the soul time to hit the beach thinking is hard work hey, bring out the gimp short attention span i've been in training i won the lotto i've been feeling blue a shaving mishap i made some new friends i'm a pessimist i am forgetfull goodbye to contacts i'm good at hiding halloween costume November almost got married all girls have cooties quite staring at me i don't really float help! help! i can't breathe funny that not it's my teleporter a brand new skateboard i am king henry a cheshire henry i forget a lot what is the matrix? still need a co-host karaoke night! they all hate tom jones i have mom issues i'm average man i must get shoulders these shoulders are mine! i lost the body i don't feel so good want to wear a dress i wish i was... BIG! if i had a neck can you see my boil? this boil is creepy i am henry boil this neck attracts chicks play barry white tunes no haiku today December i hate henry boil must stop henry boil man, i love this neck! at last he is gone i still have no neck i'm a floating head a trip to hawaii egyptian haiku i found religion i am a golf pro christmas is coming short attention span i'm a movie star so tired of haikus this is it, people suicide is hard it worked! i am dead! doesn't look like hell holy crap! it's god! Henry, himself, is a head I'm back on earth, though I'm dead I did not arrive right on time I halted a gang war today At last it is two thousand-one 2001 January coming out of grave zombies eat brains brains are so tasty a resurrection! now that i'm smarter these plans are brilliant! so i built this neck necks should attract girls what's that bolt down there? robot stopped working i need a real girl hey, a neck groupie! so, i ditched the neck no good with women can't believe i'm here i'm not really gay! i had a nightmare i don't believe it worked out at the gym if i were a dog my memory sucks having a flashback! what was i thinking? come on, henry, think! must find my body what should i do now? donated body i lost all my hair! i hate joan rivers she wrecked my pickup time for a showdown February the sun rises high hardcore gunslinger i hate when it rains started a new job what bills do i have? so, i quit my job i get so lonely i took up smoking disembodied perk: don't have to buy pants bea arthur naked i'm having dinner my birthday today i'm getting older forty and no wife wife before children making wife is hard with my wife comes kids fertility drugs wife died in childbirth kids were adopted i'm sick of neck jokes what a boring dream time to wash my hair March i'm a star rapper rock stars have groupies i can sense evil count bakula sucks i'm not so evil OK, so i'm mean yes, i do drink blood must stop bakula count bakula left welcome to neck club first rule of neck club: neck club's second rule: neck club is peaceful homework for neck club time warp, anyone? brain slugs are so gross this is a fine host must find a new host glad the brain slug's dead got a new tattoo here's a handy tip a man alone cries April i have a new friend now that i'm older snoop rolly rollins a bright, red ribbon i'm from uranus! i'm angry again the author feels bad things i'd never say: i'm a big sports fan i am so headstrong i hate tax season bats in my belfry growing a mustache henry autobot i'm so very tired called a witch doctor i'm on vacation sleeping stone dragon i'm a firebreather i used to drive cars surrealism: May so, then jesus said the park's relaxing i like old diners no i'm not hiding oh, star light, star bright neat architecture a sniffing lion having awful dreams got a new body i'm not home right now a bright, sunny day i'm feeling depressed lost floating powers ykrpuyu lhotw going to the park no longer a count what's that over there? time travel headache! jurassic haiku June i hate dinosaurs trapped in history still stuck in the past alas, poor henry! it's mighty henry archaelogist i almost slept in don't look at my eye agoraphobic gonna have my cake hair's being laundered that pretty red dress i paid today i'm hot and i'm tired i hate allergies i've a confession like an onion, i i'm a wild, wild guy i got butt implants underwater swim a man divided July i've got some big balls do not eat fireworks time for vacation flying to paris i wish i spoke french hey, some french groupies! you guys followed me! horrible ennui sleep, perchance to dream in the summertime i need more street cred hot like wasabi August sippin' juice 'n' gin giving up rapping i host "night visions" today i found god god in my closet once god was cleaned up i saw god naked so god's a cutie comet passes earth sanrio toaster hank'll be nimble dig my snazzy fez i think there'll be wind i wear no clothing hardcore nudity! nudist colony Storylines Courtney Love Pixie Sticks Reproduction Pirate Henry Karaoke Night Average Man Crossover Henry Boil Suicide Floating Henry Rollins Angel Head Limericks Resurrection Building A Better Neck Henry: Gay? Origin Of The Missing Neck Henry vs Joan Rivers Work Sucks Family Man Count Bakula Neck Club Brain Slugs Cast Away Graffiti Works Of Art Time Travel Paris Vacation Hip Hop Haikus Finding God Hardcore Nudity Cameos Comic Characters Diablo from Goats Kiki from Sluggy Freelance Lucy & Charlie Brown from Peanuts Akbar & Jeff from Life In Hell Professor Ashfield from ? Clango from Diesel Sweeties Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert Milkman Dan from Red Meat Celebrities 2000-09-03 - Joan Rivers Kathie Lee Gifford Courtney Love (for 2 comics) Tom Petty Nathan Lane Nathan Lane (again) Scott Baio Sarah Michelle Gellar (for 2 comics) Alyson Hannigan (for 2 comics) Pee Wee Herman Snoop Dogg Tupac Shakur Mack 10 George W. Bush Shannen Doherty Stephen Hawking (for 3 comics) Nathan Lane (yet again) Cher (for 3 comics) Madonna Ricky Martin (for 2 comics) Joan Rivers (for 4 comics) Julia Roberts Mary-Kate & Ashley Olson Heather Graham Nathan Lane (one more time) Scott Baio (again) Scott Bakula (for 6 comics) Jessica Alba (for 2 comics) Pamela Anderson Saddam Hussein Scott Bakula (again) Harvey Keitel Jessica Tandy Julie Delpy Nathan Lane (yet again, for 2 comics) Scott Baio (yet again, for 2 comics) Sarah Michelle Gellar (again) Alyson Hannigan (again) Tupac Shakur (again) some other rapper Movies Pulp Fiction The Matrix Psycho The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast Away (for 2 comics) The Sixth Sense Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert