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PEEP JOUSTING - Part Two: The One True Purple Peep

Our first two Peep Knights are ready to joust. It's not easy to take decent pictures inside a microwave if you don't have a tripod. If I didn't use the flash, I couldn't hold the camera steady enough, so I had to resort to close-ups with the camera resting the edge of the cabinet. If I used the flash, it bleached the picture out. Bright light sources inside a white box are not a good idea. i think we can lance that
that's gonna leave a mark In the first round Peep #4 proved to be the winner. Contrary to my expectations, the winning blows weren't delivered by a forward-thrusting Peep. In every single battle the losing Peep simply inflated faster and impaled itself on the winner's toothpick.
No mercy for the weak. Once a Peep lost a match, it was tossed aside. Peeps are remarkably resiliant. These losers had swelled to twice their size, but look almost unused after they've cooled down. public grave
four's a crowd At the end of the quarter-finals I had four sturdy Peeps and a countertop covered in purple granules. The kitchen was starting to smell like burning sugar. I have happy childhood memories of toasting marshmallows. This was not that pleasant smell. This smell was ugly, like dropping sugar on the hot plate in high school biology class.
Gratuitous artsy shot. Race on to victory, brave Peeps! look to the future
there can be only one! The winner! Mighty Peep #4 turned out to be The One True Purple Peep. His strategy for winning was simple: Instead of inflating, like every other Peep, he slowly imploded, shying away from enemy toothpicks. #4 only won because his opponents stretched forward into his toothpick.


Part One: Tournament Setup
Part Two: The One True Purple Peep
Part Three: The One True Pink Peep
Part Four: The Ultimate Peep


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